The answer to an age old question

"shop-teacher" (shop-teacher) 06/15/2020 at 23:24 • Filed to: shitpost

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I know many of us ... Probably most of us ... Maybe all of us ... have pondered what would be the result of marrying a Harbor Freight utility trailer to a Honda Shadow with a hot glue gun?

Well my fellow Opponauts, wonder no more. Friends, liars, and countrypeople, lend me your brainstems! I hereby present to you the Honda-Chzanghau Shadowler.

This ... Thing ... Can be yours for the paltry sum of $1400 American dollars. If my calculations are correct that is roughly $9800 Maple-bucks, or about a kajillion Pesos.

Which begs the follow up question: how many crack pipes, and how much crack can you fit in that trunk?

I believe the answer is, yes.

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66P1800inpieces > shop-teacher 06/15/2020 at 23:30

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More please. 

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > shop-teacher 06/15/2020 at 23:32

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Engineered to specifications...

jminer > shop-teacher 06/15/2020 at 23:32

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Wow is this insane - I’m even more confused by the fact that there is no description at all in that listing other than ‘great condition’.

The bike appears to be mostly intact under there just with a trailer bolted to it - why oh why?

ranwhenparked > shop-teacher 06/15/2020 at 23:33

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God, if you hate leaning in corners that much, just buy a freaking convertible and be done with it. 

Jim Spanfeller > shop-teacher 06/15/2020 at 23:33

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Heck, you can buy those things new on Alibaba for less than $1,000. No need to buy some janky used homemade one for that price.

WilliamsSW > shop-teacher 06/15/2020 at 23:35

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I was just pondering the insanity of those shitty trailer wheels being driven, when I realized that they’re not.

That is a 4 wheeled machine.

66P1800inpieces > shop-teacher 06/15/2020 at 23:37

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Also, those trailer tires are most likely bias ply and shouldn’t be used for  speeds faster than 65 MPH.

Gone > shop-teacher 06/15/2020 at 23:43

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Meth?

Meth.

shop-teacher > WilliamsSW 06/15/2020 at 23:51

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Yep. Still crazy though!

shop-teacher > jminer 06/15/2020 at 23:52

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I have NO idea!

shop-teacher > 66P1800inpieces 06/15/2020 at 23:52

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That's the least of this thing's problems!

shop-teacher > ranwhenparked 06/15/2020 at 23:53

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Seriously!

shop-teacher > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 06/15/2020 at 23:53

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Specifications found on the side of a cereal box?

shop-teacher > Gone 06/15/2020 at 23:54

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Yes.

PyramidHat > ranwhenparked 06/15/2020 at 23:54

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That’s my thought.  No shame in not liking motorcycles, but to take a motorcycle and effectively make it a car is untenable...

PyramidHat > jminer 06/15/2020 at 23:55

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So...it’s training wheels, then?

CTSenVy > shop-teacher 06/16/2020 at 00:00

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My brain is having problems processing that this isn't photoshop.  

Chariotoflove > shop-teacher 06/16/2020 at 00:07

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Not saying it’s worth any amount of money, or that it’s safe. But I could find a use for it.

pip bip - choose Corrour > shop-teacher 06/16/2020 at 00:09

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How about no

Urambo Tauro > shop-teacher 06/16/2020 at 00:12

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Such an insane project deserves more than two lousy pics

jminer > PyramidHat 06/16/2020 at 00:41

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Maybe that was the thought but it would make that bike handle insanely unpredictably like that...

oldmxer > shop-teacher 06/16/2020 at 02:31

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i think i know why it’s for sale

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > shop-teacher 06/16/2020 at 03:22

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The answer to a question never asked.

Also, this seems more like the results of sniffing glue, rather than hot glue gun action.

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > Chariotoflove 06/16/2020 at 03:24

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Stuff to shoot at is best when free, though.

XJDano > shop-teacher 06/16/2020 at 03:42

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Find the 10 things that don’t  belong.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > shop-teacher 06/16/2020 at 03:48

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If they were written down then you risk someone taking them seriously...these are not those sort of specifications.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Chariotoflove 06/16/2020 at 03:49

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Careful...that could be construed as child abuse.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Urambo Tauro 06/16/2020 at 03:50

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Only if they are in a certain sub-Reddit...

Urambo Tauro > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 06/16/2020 at 07:08

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r/ shittycarmods?

r/ gtbae?

McMike > shop-teacher 06/16/2020 at 08:13

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Shame there wasn’t a way to get the whole thing in the photos. 

shop-teacher > McMike 06/16/2020 at 08:34

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I know, right!

shop-teacher > jminer 06/16/2020 at 08:35

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This is what happens when the hack built not bought crowd decide they don't need to buy an expensive trike kit, they'll just build it themselves.

shop-teacher > XJDano 06/16/2020 at 08:36

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BWAHAHAHAHA!

shop-teacher > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 06/16/2020 at 08:36

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Copy that.

shop-teacher > Chariotoflove 06/16/2020 at 08:36

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I bet you could :)

shop-teacher > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 06/16/2020 at 08:36

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Lol!

shop-teacher > Urambo Tauro 06/16/2020 at 08:37

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You're right. I should message them and ask for more pics!

shop-teacher > CTSenVy 06/16/2020 at 08:37

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Lol!

shop-teacher > pip bip - choose Corrour 06/16/2020 at 08:38

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Really? Why not? :)

shop-teacher > Dead_Elvis, Inc. 06/16/2020 at 08:38

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Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

shop-teacher > oldmxer 06/16/2020 at 08:39

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Ade you suggesting this fine piece of backyard engineering, did not perform to the satisfaction of its owner?

pip bip - choose Corrour > shop-teacher 06/16/2020 at 08:49

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i don’t have a death wish

Chariotoflove > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 06/16/2020 at 13:22

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I think there could more than a couple of felonies associated with using that thing.

oldmxer > shop-teacher 06/18/2020 at 01:09

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zactly, i see these t ype of things online for sale a lot and I’ve been around a long time and tried not to trick someone into buying my mistakes, I put them aside until I can either fix it back or salvage all the good stuff off it. my conscience won’t let me sleep at night selling something I wouldn’t let  my loved ones get on

shop-teacher > oldmxer 06/18/2020 at 07:31

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Smart!